Meta's RL Paper Is a Headline, Not a Deliverable

Meta has a new paper on reinforcement learning, and the internet has already decided what it means. The report is being described as research that exposes why RL struggles with code optimization, and how to fix it. Coverage is adding its own layer: this work may completely transform software development. Nobody has read it. Not the reporters. Not the investors. No arxiv identifier. No baseline table. No evaluation set. No parameter count. One assertion repeated through a barrel of expectation. A crypto-focused outlet delivered the news. That says more about the intended audience than the research. This is not analysis; it is distribution. I have